So, about a month ago, reporters spotted some odd looking scars on the President's face, and were informed that he'd been through a rather nasty medical procedure (the removal of precancerous face lesions), and no one had bothered to tell his press secretary till after the fact.

Today, he's got obvious scars on his face again. This time, the story is that he fainted dead away while eating a pretzel.

If this stuff had happened to Clinton, the right-wing Mena airport conspiracy crowd would have been all over it.