The latest from Boston: the New England Patriots can't dance. Reviewers of their performance at the Superbowl victory rally were unanimous in suggesting that the players, coaches, and the team's owner, Bob Kraft, should stick to their day jobs.

Speaking of which, on Monday, the Rams had to announce that the victory parade was cancelled.

What I want to know is, what happened to the souvenirs? Someone must have a use for all those t-shirts.