So, I'm going through the Superbowl ads. (There was this distracting material between them which rather captured my attention yesterday evening).

Let me see if I've figured out the Britney Spears Pepsi spots.

These were period pieces with period jingles, designed to look exactly like real Pepsi commercials from the past fifty years or so, with Britney Spears' perky, twenty-year-old self inserted seamlessly into each one.

The message is to warn the public that Britney doesn't age, like a vampire (and a particularly strong one who can stand prolonged exposure to sunlight), and should be approached with caution and garlic, or preferably avoided entirely.

Have I got that right?