Writing the following feels a little bit like writing one of those "authentic time travelers only: sell me your space modulator!" spams, but what the heck:

My readers in New York who will be free next Monday night might want to check out the Dresden Dolls, who will be at the Bowery Poetry Club, at 8:30 according to their mailing list. Which would make it a relatively brief set if you go by the club's own schedule, but still, they put on a heck of a show...