What good is it being a juror in a high-profile trial if they never let you see the good stuff? Jurors at the Dennis Kozlowski trial got to see a video of the infamous birthday party Kozlowski threw for his wife on the company dime. But while the Jimmy Buffett performance was left in, the "ice sculpture of Michelangelo's David spewing vodka from his penis and a birthday cake in the shape of a woman's breasts with sparklers mounted on top" were omitted from the version of the video shown to the jury. Personally, I move for a mistrial.