Am I the only person mourning the days of lost innocence, when we could all still think of Paris Hilton as a hotel?

(Seriously, a lot of the current furor surrounding her is a bit of a mystery to me. She's a young woman with a private life and a right to it -- about whom the worst I can really say is that despite all the things she was born to, I'm not yet aware of anything she's done that the rest of us have any reason to care about...)