Dan Savage got a marriage license the other day. As he is a homosexual, you might think this would be a problem. In fact, when he asked for a license to marry his committed gay partner, who he's been together with for ten years, it was a problem. But when he asked for a sham license to marry the lesbian coworker who happened to walk in with him, that was no trouble at all.

Thus do our governments defend the sanctity of marriage.