Faisal Jawdat finds the key to interpreting the modern Republican party in the stories of the master of horror writing, H.P. Lovecraft:

That is not dead which may eternal lie
and with strange aeons death itself may die.

These guys, he points out, are always lying. That's from the mailbag of the Medium Lobster, which chimes in itself with further explorations of the deep, hidden connections between the administration and ancient eldritch terrors such as Grover Norquist.

Nothing on Cheney's "secure, undisclosed location" though. For the sake of us all, some things are best not even discussed.