So, a newspaper printed the other day that Dubya had to be talked out of bombing Al Jazeera headquarters in Qatar.

A British tabloid imitating the Onion. Or so you'd think, until they get slapped with their government's Offical Secrets Act.

But relax. All those Al-Jazeera reporters who really were knocked out by American bombs in Iraq... all that was certainly just an accident.

OK, so I lied about posting nothing this week...