The blurb for this article on the New York Times's online front page presently reads:

A bipartisan, independent panel studying the war in Iraq presented its findings this morning to President Bush, who said he would take their ideas “very seriously” and act on them “in a timely fashion.”

My brain has been seized by an image of Bush in the Oval Office, tripping over every third word in Shakespeare's St. Crispin's Day speech from Henry V while standing on a copy of the report.