Thursday, April 25, 2002

More news from Boston:

The radical liberals in Massachusetts continue to clamp down on legitimate uses of firearms, even in defense of peoples' civil rights.

The latest shocking infringement on the peoples' rights: the sad, sad case of Michael McDermott. About a year ago, by happenstance, he happened to bring an AK-47 and a shotgun to the office. Suddenly, he claims, the archangel Michael directed him through a glowing oval time portal, where he found Adolf Hitler and six Nazis. Naturally, like any red-blooded American, he defended his country by shooting them all, only to find, some minutes later, that by some cosmic shipping error, the bullets had actually found their way into the dead bodies of the office accounting department who were about to start garnishing his wages for back taxes.

And now, he has been convicted of murder.

If you can't use your guns to legally defend yourself against Hitler, why that's, that's, that's... a prelude to confiscation, that's what it is.


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