Because they have seized my brain and won't let go, I hereby present two more dumb theories about the true identity of pseudonymous fugitive blogging heiress Isabella V.:

• Yet another new bass player for The Upper Crust.
• Harlan Ellison goes wired.

There. I've let you out now. Go away. Leave me alone.

On a slightly more serious note, if this is a hoax, then it has to be an unusually clever one, with multiple layers of deception. Though it won't look to me like a proper blog until she starts talking politics...