The Fortean bloggers are back. Isabella returns with three more installments, letting you know, if you were ever wondering, by chance: If you're a billionaire's daughter looking to drain your trust funds and vanish with the proceeds, how to begin the delicate dance of asking for help? The answer starts here.

Elsewhere, we find the mysterious Rance, who claims to be a name-brand Hollywood star, posting pseudonymously, and doling out Dodge Viper Points at his whim to commenters who please him with their bons mots. (The sole prize, he hastens to add, is a fire-engine red Dodge Viper -- substitutions are firmly disallowed). And yet nowhere, nowhere on his blog can I find the answer to the simple, burning question: exactly how many points do you need to win the damn car?