And now for something truly ridiculous. CBS radio is suing Howard Stern for promoting his next gig on Sirius during his last months on their airwaves. Were they the only people in America who didn't know what he was up to at the time?

Well, no, actually --- Stern actually discussed his plans with his boss at CBS, Joel Hollander. Apparently, a yet further higher-up (Les Moonves) has since told Stern, "I'm the one who kept you on the air and I knew I could sue you afterwards." Lotsa luck with that in court, Les...