More Life in Ashcroft's America:

A 17-year-old kid, Donald Socha, recently left a note in his luggage, which the Boston Globe reprinted as follows:

[Expletive] you. Stay the [expletive] out of my bag you [expletive] sucker. Have you found a [expletive] bomb yet? No, just clothes. Am I right? Yea, so [expletive] you.'

He is now on trial for making a bomb threat.

via Boing Boing.