First, satire: the Kenworth Dominator.
It's a recreational pickup truck built on a cement-mixer chassis, with a massive diesel engine and a really plush cab. And two truly priceless touches on the brochure. There's the footnote on the claim that "you don't need a commercial driver's license to drive it": "State restrictions may apply. Talk to your local motor vehicle department." Then there's the slogan: "The Brilliance of Common Sense". Nick Lachey owns one. What says "brilliance of common sense" more than that?